Do I really want to tell this story? Do I really want to set myself up to be judged? Sure.....hopefully it will give you all a shower of temporary laughter for the day.
This is an adorable picture......Surely, everyone else loves English Bulldogs the same as I do.
What do I really want you to see in this photo??...... the "READER GLASSES."
These things are super important in my everyday life! I CAN NOT see ...... Up close! So, why do I spend so much time Squinting?
The reason why.......I can't ever find where I left my 10 pair of readers. I have many "Readers" in this house, in my car, in my purse......BUT, I never can seem to find a pair when I am looking for them.
Here is the Story!
I am not one that ever READS in the bathtub. For this reason, I find NO REASON to wear glasses while bathing. Well....No reason up until now!
So.....I get in the tub yesterday. I can't swim....which is the reason I do NOT like taking showers. That sounds funny doesn't it? Let me explain: It's not that I think the shower is gonna fill up, over my head and drown me. It's the spray of of water that splashes on my face that I can't take. I don't like water in my eyes, and therefore.....I have to keep my eyes completely shut when I shower.
When my eyes are shut....my mind flips out.....what if someone is outside the shower door? What if something crawls up the drain?
Back to the tub........ I grab a new razor, my towel, the bath gel and my shampoo. (yep....I wash my hair in the tub)
I have washed my hair.........I've bathed.....and now it's time to shave my legs. Whew....I can't believe it... NO cuts of any kind.
I then get out of tub.....dry off.....get dressed....put my make-up on...blow dry my hair.....and the only thing left for me to do is to put lotion on my arms and legs.
I take a good look at my legs, and I'm thinking....."Good Grief, those new vitamins that I am taking really seem to be working fast." It was as if I had never shaved my legs!!!!!!!!!! What? I know I did!!!
I go back to the tub.....grab the razor......put my readers on......and
WaLa........the razor was still covered with the protective piece on it!!!
I shaved my legs with plastic!!!!!! Yes.....I suppose it is time to start wearing my reading glasses while I bath!!
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