Saturday, August 14, 2010

"Hot Flash Fairy"

Do you have any idea how HOT a 103 or 104  temperature is?  To complicate matters, the humidity is high as well......And to complicate matters even worse, Hot Flashes come unannounced at any time!  That must mean that my body temp. is soaring to the ends....

I am still in hopes that the "Hot Flash Fairy"  will pay me a visit and finally decide that I've had more than my share...Perhaps then she will move on to some other unfortunate creature.

My shower and I are now very closely acquainted.  If only there were some way to add ice to the shower head.  I'm afraid that one of these days, Sam is going to come home and wonder what has happened in his shower.  The reason why is because these so called hot flashes are becoming more like "Power Surges"  and you know what happens when you mix electricity with water don't you?  Sam will open the shower door and be amazed to find a "smoking" woman standing there!
(not like cigarette smoking......like SMOKING HOT)  Hey he might like that!!

Don't you just love it when someone looks at you and says...ARE YOU HOT....
I want to scream....No, my face just turns red and my hair pees when I'm cold!! 

Ok...I know I must take a deep breath...I am having one of those ultimate moments right now!!

Alright..I have it together now!   And ,Oh yes....I just love it when you're at Church or a wedding or even a funeral and the famous Flash hits.....I always look around to see if anybody else is fanning....When I get so hot that it doesn't matter anymore, I pull out anything that will make a breeze.  But, I can just hear what is going on in the minds of those that can see me.  Like.....Bless Her Heart, she is getting old.  Must be going through the change.  Oh, it is a change for sure...

You know good and well, that every woman there in their upper 40's and 50's are wanting to pull out their church fans as well....

Have you ever been irritable when one of these flashes hit you?  I probably need a trophy for this.  When the boiling point of the flash gets to me, I just want to, X#N+%>A:?D}/......never mind!

I'm cooled down and I'm back to being my good ol' cheerful, loving, full of energy self....

.Hey ya'll, how's it going..  So glad you stopped by, coming on in and let me serve you up a glass of fresh lemonade!!

Hugs to each of you!!

Shug........

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2 comments:

  1. AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AND AMEN!..........I add burning feet to that mixture...

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  2. Gotta love life changes. I'm 47...
    When I am so hot and irritable, I don't really care what people are thinking --they have been there or they are going to be there.
    Take care--stay hydrated though.

    Melinda

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